August 30, 2008

AS A WOMAN I AM OFFENDED!

Here’s why:

I am offended that the Republicans and John McCain underestimate my intelligence as a woman. Sarah Palin is a cheap attempt to appeal to female voters.

I was really hoping that McCain picks Romney, instead he chose Sarah Palin. I was hoping to see a match between the Dem and Rep. SP alone has weakened the Rep position and acted as further proof that Republicans underestimate the intelligence of the American people.

I can imagine the long, drone out meetings that led up to the current choice. The discussions were surely heated. People had different favorites and each was justified in their own right. The fact that Hillary C was popular amongst women and blue collar workers came up quite a few times. Maybe more than a few times… That is why Sarah Palin seemed like such an obvious choice to the Rep party. She’s a woman and she’s from a blue collar town… (that happens to have oil that we desperately want to drill for).

Well THIS woman is not having any of it. Just because I share similar chromosomes with Sarah does not mean that we share the same values.

Sarah is a card-totin’ member of the NRA, is anti abortion and likes Moose Stew. She has 5 children named Bristol, Piper, Track, Willow, and Trig. Those names sound more like nicknames. “Trig” isn’t even complete… as if by her fifth child Sarah was too tired to fully name him/her. Maybe she was going to name him/her “Trigger” since she is an avid hunter? I don’t have the answer for that one… Anyway I digress.

Her qualifications consist of a few years as mayor of a small town of 9,000 people in Alaska and less than two years as governor of that state. The small town she left behind is now in financial ruin. This woman seems to have less experience than Obama, which was a major issue for the Republicans. Can Sarah take over as president if McCain dies of old age? Is this woman ready to lead a nation? McCain is 72. By the time his eight years are up he’ll be 80. Will he live to that ripe old age? Well maybe, we only need to look at Cheney — he is bionic.

She has no experience in politics as far as I know…. let alone international politics… has this woman ever left Alaska? Maybe she’s been to Paris — the one in Las Vegas that is.

McCain – may I recommend myself for VP status? At least I’ve lived in Europe… that qualifies as international experience. I’ve been to Israel… surely Lieberman (who lives in CT five minutes away from me) would approve.

PS: Lieberman… the CT Jewish Community is no longer recognizing you as part of the tribe. Your JCC card has been revoked. You are no longer a part of the tribe. You’ll also never make it in Hollywood.

Back to Sarah with an “h” though… she wants creation science to be taught in public school. Lets fix the US school system before we go ahead with that plan. Kids in public schools can barely read these days. One thing at a time lady.

I have to ask… what is up with her hair… she looks like a waitress at a truck stop. Maybe that explains the reasons of choice in regards to her children’s name. I bet she calls McCain “sweetheart”. I can’t relate to women with no choice of style. Michelle Obama has style. I can’t excuse Hillary’s pant suits though. She and Bill have enough money to hire a stylist and a tailor.

Back to Sarah with an “h”… can’t wait for Tina Fey to start doing Sarah impersonations on Saturday night live. SNL just got funnier with the Rep VP choice. I thank the Rep party for doing the impossible – making SNL funny again.

I am still mad. Don’t get distracted by the jokes.

Sarah is a hunter who is for drilling in Alaska… maybe through the corpse of a polar bear for all I know. Sounds like she wants to improve the economy of Alaska and I am all for that but there are different ways of going about it.

The final part of my rant is that SP is sending of one of her sons to go fight in the American war. I’ve stopped calling it the Iraq war a while ago. I think the new name is better suited for the situation. Well SP does have 5 kids. One of them must be disposable. It must be “Trig”. She doesn’t even love the kid enough to give it (he or she I do not know the names are androgynous) a full name.

Now ask yourselves… how can a mother send of her child to war. What does it say about the character of a mother that does so… I am sure it is a difficult decision at best. No mother wants to put her child in harms way. Does the family need money… after all is 30k worth giving your life for? A job at Starbucks pays as much and is less dangerous… surely in this day and age there are other options than war… Does Sarah’s family need money? It can’t be the money…

How can a mother send of her child to a war I ask… How does she sleep at night? Does she still have the right to be called “mother’?

YOU MIGHT BE A WOMAN SARAH PALIN BUT YOU ARE NOT LIKE ME.

Talk amongst yourselves… while we still have the freedom of speech… oh I think Sarah Palin is against that too (jk… kinda).

PPS: If anyone cares I am a registered independent and much to everyones dismay can not run for president since I was not born in the US. Never-the-less I value it’s freedom of speech and hope to one day run for congress/senate. This blog is going to come back and bite me I know it. No photos please. Go Biden!

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July 8, 2008
June 16, 2008

john waters dream

i had a dream i was in a john water movie last night and i didn’t know my lines and he was mad at me.

May 23, 2008

punk rock is not dead… but lacks freedom of speach.

“Be your own pet”.  A band on Universal records comprised of some 20 year old kids singing about punk rock things on a major label. Ok an oxymoron I know. Real punk rockers aren’t on major labels, they live in a van. Anyway… “Uni” censored their new records by not releasing some songs on it, deaming the songs to be too violent. Interesting. The songs/band aren’t that great to begin with. A for effort but I’m going to go listen to some Misfits followed up by some Aus Rotten. I want my punk un-universal thank you.

May 17, 2008
May 16, 2008

TMZ, FBI & MISC

Alas, Bush Jr is meeting with the Saudis today. He’s there requesting the Saudis increase their oil production. There’s plenty of oil in the world, the problem is the demand for it is far exceeding the rate of production. Anyway, I am not an economist or a politician. I am barely a blogger. If you’re interested in reading up on it here are some links:

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D90MQ3PO0&show_article=1 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080516/ap_on_re_mi_ea/bush_mideast

What’s in the news today taking the attention away from this important meeting? It’s Britney Spears and her bloated stomach on the beach with Mel Gibson? . Is she pregnant or is she not pregnant. See link below: http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/britney-lets-it-all-hang-out-in-costa-rica/

In my humble opinion she looks good for a crazy person that’s had 2 kids before the age of 26 child star. I’ve also came to the conclusion that Brit, Lindsey & Paris are all FBI agents and get into these situations purely on strict commands from the US govt. They are forced to keep us civilians distracted from ever finding out what really goes on in the world US.

Also the Portia de Rossi & Ellen wedding story is overshadowing the news as well. I think I once wished while watching Ally McBeal that Portia was a lesbian. I just forgot to wish Ellen out of that equation. You have to be very specific about what you ask for I’ve learned since that incident. Anyway speaking of things going away… In other overshadowing news Obama and McCain are at each others throats. I’m sure Hillary is just glad to be out of the spot light for a second, you she’s wishing it was her marrying Portia instead of Ellen. Oh poor Hillary, I kid, I kid. But seriously get rid of the shoulder pads and the pantsuits. Now. Girl, hire a stylist, look at Condi. Her style is fierce.

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